The current epidemic of Ass Worms has struck another innocent Hollywood personality. Harry Potter's Emma Watson was admitted to All Saints Hospital complaining of severe rectal itching and facial postules. She was rushed there by paramedics after 911 was called by friends.

The current Hollywood epidemic started a few months ago with it's first reported casualty, actor Zac Efron, who successfully sought treatment for his Ass Worms. Months later he is still only partially cured of the ailment.

Efron still is a much sought after fishing partner for the many Los Angeles area fisherman that invite him along and desire his unique source of fresh and readily available bait.

Emma is in the very capable hands of Dr. Hoopta Goopta who pioneered treatments during the famous Ass Worm epidemic in Egypt in 1966, in which over 256,000 Egyptians were struck with the rare malady. Dr. Goopta's unique 'Hot Beef Injection' is a secretive process that the doctor perfected as head of medical services for the Cairo prison system.